Don’t Tell Mam Podcast

Ep. 26 - Jarvis , Print More Sluts

 Some hot shit. We talk about Paul’s New York rap career , Louis gifts Paul a mixtape from “Expensive Black”. Living like gremlins in the college days. The reality of adulthood in your 20s. Louis’ master plan to do drugs when he retires, and a bunch of other stupid stuff. Join us in the bedroom 

Ep. 25 - Labourers Lunch

A classic episode. We go into embarrassing tactics you use to get out of trouble as a yungin. Angry adults. Paul being a nightmare primary school student with nutrition of a 45 year old builder. Dangerous schoolyard games. Run ins with bullies. And pulling people’s pants down. A very school centered episode

Ep.24 - Happy Allah-ween

Happy Halloween you pagan degenerates. We touch on a lot this episode. Paul’s T is through the roof right now , he can’t be stopped. 
Louis meets an Amazonian woman. 
We talk uncontacted tribes, why are they so behind ? 
African history and how it’s portrayed / Malian King Mansa Musa 
Our opinions on Halloween , God , Religion , 
Drug induced ghost sightings 
Zombies (again) 
Enjoy Xx

Ep. 23 - Professor Nasty

Reunited and it feeels so goooood 
The lads join forces after a hectic few weeks for both. Paul tells us about his experiences at the MMA World Champiosnships. 
Straight into traumatic pet experiences. 
Tortas. 
Being young and using bad words without realising. 
Encountering animals you have no business encountering. 
Freuds opinion on banging your mom. 
And more animal talk. Heavy on the animals this week. 
Sit down shut up and listen to the pod. Love you. 

Ep. 22 - Comin’ Down The Chimney

Paul here. Sorry for the late upload. I was travelling foreign lands to fight a French dude in a cage. We’re back. We’re moist. 
This episode we touch on gay cowboys. Louis tells us about a cheek clenching documentary about free divers. We talk about extreme sports. The first dude who tried to fly. Parkour gone wrong. Finding out Santa isn’t real. The tooth fairy, and Louis’ powerful poetry. 
We chat muck as the sun sets in the background. Very romantic.

Ep.21 - Stoneminge

Paul arrives after a 12 hour shift and Louis crawls out of a hole to sit down and discuss the pertinent issues of today’s society. Etymology of slurs and why you can’t say certain ones. Irish oppression. Being overly competitive. Paul’s upcoming trip to the World Championships in Georgia next week. And capping it off with Threesomes , and the wonders of the world 

Ep. 20 - Skibidi Manhood

Coming with some peak brainrot this week. Paul wants to scour the ancient religious texts for answers. We discuss “the modern man”. TikTok and internet culture. Some half baked business ideas , and Louis’ new career as a fisherman

Ep.19 - Mr Macron’s Mystery Meat

The lads are BACK.  Life can’t keep 2 titans of media down. 
This week is peak brain rot. We delve into Paul’s adhd brain at work , our adolescent alcohol heists, annoying streamers , Raja Jackson incident , why does Paul sweat so goddamn much , which nationalities we hate , does Mrs (Mr?) Macron have a dong, and some history talk 

Ep. 18 - The Sexter

This week we link up for a groggy pod , and it ends up being one of our favourite  ones to date. 
We talk about getting traction on the Gay TikTok algorithm. 
Louis’ humbling 8k race and 70s disco night. 
Dancing and whether or not we’re shit at it. 
Sexual awakenings
Teenage Paul’s horny Snapchat days 
Dong pics 
And we answer  some questions from the viewers 👌

Ep. 17 - Strongest Podcast In The World?!

Ohhhhhhh yes. It’s a hot one. Today we touch on lots. 
• We reminisce on our drunken grappling matches. 
• Dodgy chippers and takeaway drugs. 
-Epstein chat. 
-Louis tells us about “ secret eater “ and “open house” 2 wild BBC shows. 
• Would we do love island? 
-Are we the strongest podcast?! 
• our old man habits 
• who is the most coordinated out of us?