Don’t Tell Mam Podcast

After Louis’ historical presentation , Paul takes the stand to deliver a wild theory that challenges what we know about history. He digs into the mystery of the Grand Canyon cave supposedly packed with Egyptian and Asian artifacts, the Hopi legends of the Ant People, and the Mound Builders — a rumored advanced race said to exist long before Native Americans. Were there giants? Did the Smithsonian cover it up? And why do so many cultures share the same flood and “sky people” myths?

Enveloped by the majesty of Irish nature the boys sit and discuss the world. Todays topics include - why are fruity drinks gay? Streamer culture. Hedonistic behaviour. Hunting. Cosmetic surgeries. Evolution and isolated tribes. The woes of modern society. And a bunch of other shit. Cop a squat 

Louis hijacks the podcast this week with a PowerPoint and pure chaos.
He tells Paul the completely mental story of the Anabaptists — a radical religious cult that took over the city of Münster in the 1500s, declared it the New Jerusalem, legalized polygamy, and went toe-to-toe with a prince-bishop in full medieval siege mode.
There’s printing presses, prophecies, public executions, and one guy named Bernhard who really shouldn’t have been put in charge of anything.

The boy recap Paul’s recent victory. Hospital visits. Louis’ abusive relationship with his pet tarantula , people who own weird pets, and the modern gooning epidemic

Gee whiz. Some serious shit talking in this one.
We trace our family names. Louis tells us more about his deviant habits as a teen. War talk featuring Louis’ uncles on both sides. Annoying customers in work. Uncomfortable bedroom situations. I can’t even remember the rest just listen and subscribe okay thanks bye

Hello Gremlins 
We kick it off with a prank call. Louis tells us how he nearly crashed. Someone shit themselves in Paul’s workplace. We talk crap jobs. Getting fired. Pauls checkered past. ADHD. School shit. And causing grievous bodily harm to ourselves while drunk

Ooowee, double digits baby—episode 10!
We’re talkin: • 9/11 & Bin Laden  • Ancient alien madness • School discos & being hormone-riddled  • Louis’ criminal origin story And yes… the Cat in the Hat is playing on mute the entire time

Holy moly — another one.
We get into Louis having bubble guts, stand-up comedy, maybe doing an open mic, wild police videos, Paul being an NPC magnet, people who are obsessed with politics, lads holidays, and the chaos that comes with girlfriend trips.

Fueled by silent Van Helsing in the background, we cover Paul crashing the car, public love-making , getting rinsed at the deli, dodgy young lads, Love on the Spectrum, Down for Love, a few too many drunken scraps, and some deeply questionable age gaps.

Paul’s fighting again this Sunday. Louis is back to football. And somehow, we ended up deep into gay animals, spiritual breakdowns, UFC, and blind dogs. Don’t miss this one.
In this episode: • UFC and fight night talk • A spiritual meltdown involving ChatGPT • Animals that might be gay • School stories       
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