Don’t Tell Mam Podcast

Ep. 36 - Gey Mysqueerio

This went off the rails quick. The boys link for a saucy bit of pod-work. Todays agenda : 
Paul’s explosive bathroom episodes 
The boys tell tale of their recent night out 
Honestly.. a LOT of fart talk. As well as live farts
Oil checks in wrestling 
Dubai culture 
Irish protests 
And Gay dudes coming on to Paul 
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Ep. 35 - Goyz In Da Hood

We were both cooked for this one. Enjoy a half-shitcast half-religious experience. We talk about Irish radio hosts and how annoying they are. Being good Goys. Paul talks. Jesus. Crucifixion. The shroud of Turin. Louis counters with Ethiopian Ark of the covenant. We talk book  of Enoch, why was it hidden ? The Nephilim. Oh , and beating up pedophiles. 

Ep. 34 - Butt-Boy Begins

We are re so sorry. We are so back. A hot st Patrick’s day podcast and the dawn of a new era. The boys welcome super producer Butt Boy to this weeks episode of the pod (he let us record in his house) 
We’re talkin WWE Wrestling days. Power rangers. Japanese seizures. Risky computer activity as a youngin. Amsterdam activities. Irish emigration and much more 

Ep. 33 - Love and Tingles

Top 5 episode here. Join us as we reminisce on our drug days , talk rave culture and the pursuit of love and tingles. 
We ponder the possibilities of a senior citizen sibling , and delve into manly manly WAR. 
Paul’s getting lost in the podcast analytics and newfound success 
What are we giving up for lent ? 
Paul’s mma lifestyle / future fight plans now that he’s 100kg+ 
Louis is still battling his meniscus and recounts another hospital tale

Ep. 32 - Fellas With Umbrellas

 Join us this week as we get into the important stuff. Like JK Rowlings portrayals of certain characters. 
Paul has compiled a list of things he hates and seeks Lou’s opinions.
Interior decorators are charlatans. 
Men need to stop being afraid of getting wet. 
We talk Oppenheimer. 
Louis has done his meniscus…. Once again. 
Why is it always ugly people in hospitals? 
And finally. Spud guns- Weapons of mass destruction. 

Ep. 31 - Dragons Vs Stalin’s Angels

Today was a bit off the rails. We dive into what was in our camera roll as youngins. Sending nudes. Paul’s card declining in public. Quitting nicotine and prospering. Rude old people and why we love them. Tism tales. Dragons - real or nah? Didier Drogba ending the Civil  war in the Ivory Coast. Russians and their shit music

Ep.30 - Belly Of The Priest

Mm yes splendid. New pod on a Saturday for ye. 
This week we’re getting the root of it all. 
We talk priests. 
Technology. 
Paul’s gross bellybutton. 
Would the lads eat each other in a famine event ? 
What on earth do you call the female genitalia ? 
The boys have been reading more books. 
How many people has Kevin “Spaceman” Spacey killed in gay passion? 

Ep.29 - Sliced Open , Bricked Up , and Gaslit

2026 ladies and gentleman. Hell fucking yes. We’re back. 
Kicking off 2026 today’s topics include • Nuremberg and Nazis • Louis’ Christmas miracle/ black magic • Paul is denouncinh  the internet and getting bricked• ChatGPT is calling Louis a liar • Paul is recovering from surgery and can’t train • Shitting on celebs • New Year’s resolutions for the boys and the pod

Ep.28 - Professor Louis Presents: Rome Goes Sicko Mode (Rome Vs Carthage)

Professor Louis returns with another chaotic history lesson — this time diving into the Punic Wars, Rome vs Carthage, Hannibal, elephants, betrayal, and the pettiest beef in ancient history.Paul tries to make sense of it. Louis tries to teach. Both fail in equal measure.
In this episode we get into:– Why Rome and Carthage hated each other– Hannibal bringing ELEPHANTS over the Alps like it was nothing– Rome going full sicko mode– Ancient warfare (aka lads being bold for centuries)– The most spiteful move ever done by a civilisation– And somehow… philosophy?
If you enjoy the mix of comedy + unhinged history lessons, let us know and Louis will come back with another mad chapter from humanity’s past.
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Ep. 27 | They Call Me Smokescreen

Just another day at the pinnacle of broadcasting. No big deal. 
We open up in murky waters immediately. 
We talk about our hate of irish radio hosts and soulless music. 
Have a riveting conversation about important things like men’s underwear and shit stains. 
We touch on AI and the current state of the internet. 
Big companies and their advertising methods 
Paul is sick of being chronically online and brain rotted. 
Louis caught himself while fishing. 
Will Paul be a future magician who crushes records at the special Olympics?
Will the boys find Jesus ? 
Tune in and find out. 
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