Don’t Tell Mam Podcast

Ep. 23 - Professor Nasty

Reunited and it feeels so goooood 
The lads join forces after a hectic few weeks for both. Paul tells us about his experiences at the MMA World Champiosnships. 
Straight into traumatic pet experiences. 
Tortas. 
Being young and using bad words without realising. 
Encountering animals you have no business encountering. 
Freuds opinion on banging your mom. 
And more animal talk. Heavy on the animals this week. 
Sit down shut up and listen to the pod. Love you. 

Ep. 22 - Comin’ Down The Chimney

Paul here. Sorry for the late upload. I was travelling foreign lands to fight a French dude in a cage. We’re back. We’re moist. 
This episode we touch on gay cowboys. Louis tells us about a cheek clenching documentary about free divers. We talk about extreme sports. The first dude who tried to fly. Parkour gone wrong. Finding out Santa isn’t real. The tooth fairy, and Louis’ powerful poetry. 
We chat muck as the sun sets in the background. Very romantic.

Ep.21 - Stoneminge

Paul arrives after a 12 hour shift and Louis crawls out of a hole to sit down and discuss the pertinent issues of today’s society. Etymology of slurs and why you can’t say certain ones. Irish oppression. Being overly competitive. Paul’s upcoming trip to the World Championships in Georgia next week. And capping it off with Threesomes , and the wonders of the world 

Ep. 20 - Skibidi Manhood

Coming with some peak brainrot this week. Paul wants to scour the ancient religious texts for answers. We discuss “the modern man”. TikTok and internet culture. Some half baked business ideas , and Louis’ new career as a fisherman

Ep.19 - Mr Macron’s Mystery Meat

The lads are BACK.  Life can’t keep 2 titans of media down. 
This week is peak brain rot. We delve into Paul’s adhd brain at work , our adolescent alcohol heists, annoying streamers , Raja Jackson incident , why does Paul sweat so goddamn much , which nationalities we hate , does Mrs (Mr?) Macron have a dong, and some history talk 

Ep. 18 - The Sexter

This week we link up for a groggy pod , and it ends up being one of our favourite  ones to date. 
We talk about getting traction on the Gay TikTok algorithm. 
Louis’ humbling 8k race and 70s disco night. 
Dancing and whether or not we’re shit at it. 
Sexual awakenings
Teenage Paul’s horny Snapchat days 
Dong pics 
And we answer  some questions from the viewers 👌

Ep. 17 - Strongest Podcast In The World?!

Ohhhhhhh yes. It’s a hot one. Today we touch on lots. 
• We reminisce on our drunken grappling matches. 
• Dodgy chippers and takeaway drugs. 
-Epstein chat. 
-Louis tells us about “ secret eater “ and “open house” 2 wild BBC shows. 
• Would we do love island? 
-Are we the strongest podcast?! 
• our old man habits 
• who is the most coordinated out of us? 

Ep. 16- Aliens in the Grand Canyon?!

After Louis’ historical presentation , Paul takes the stand to deliver a wild theory that challenges what we know about history. He digs into the mystery of the Grand Canyon cave supposedly packed with Egyptian and Asian artifacts, the Hopi legends of the Ant People, and the Mound Builders — a rumored advanced race said to exist long before Native Americans. Were there giants? Did the Smithsonian cover it up? And why do so many cultures share the same flood and “sky people” myths?

Ep.15 - Field Of Dreams | Don’t Tell Mam Podcast

Enveloped by the majesty of Irish nature the boys sit and discuss the world. Todays topics include - why are fruity drinks gay? Streamer culture. Hedonistic behaviour. Hunting. Cosmetic surgeries. Evolution and isolated tribes. The woes of modern society. And a bunch of other shit. Cop a squat 

Professor Louis Presents: The Anabaptist Bad Boys | Don’t Tell Mam Podcast ep.14

Louis hijacks the podcast this week with a PowerPoint and pure chaos.
He tells Paul the completely mental story of the Anabaptists — a radical religious cult that took over the city of Münster in the 1500s, declared it the New Jerusalem, legalized polygamy, and went toe-to-toe with a prince-bishop in full medieval siege mode.
There’s printing presses, prophecies, public executions, and one guy named Bernhard who really shouldn’t have been put in charge of anything.