Don’t Tell Mam Podcast

Professor Louis Presents: The Anabaptist Bad Boys | Don’t Tell Mam Podcast ep.14

Louis hijacks the podcast this week with a PowerPoint and pure chaos.
He tells Paul the completely mental story of the Anabaptists — a radical religious cult that took over the city of Münster in the 1500s, declared it the New Jerusalem, legalized polygamy, and went toe-to-toe with a prince-bishop in full medieval siege mode.
There’s printing presses, prophecies, public executions, and one guy named Bernhard who really shouldn’t have been put in charge of anything.

Ep.13- Stimming In The Goon Cave | Don’t Tell Mam Podcast

The boy recap Paul’s recent victory. Hospital visits. Louis’ abusive relationship with his pet tarantula , people who own weird pets, and the modern gooning epidemic

Ep. 12 - The Sexual Ripstart

Gee whiz. Some serious shit talking in this one.
We trace our family names. Louis tells us more about his deviant habits as a teen. War talk featuring Louis’ uncles on both sides. Annoying customers in work. Uncomfortable bedroom situations. I can’t even remember the rest just listen and subscribe okay thanks bye

Ep.11 - Crying In The Yaris

Hello Gremlins 
We kick it off with a prank call. Louis tells us how he nearly crashed. Someone shit themselves in Paul’s workplace. We talk crap jobs. Getting fired. Pauls checkered past. ADHD. School shit. And causing grievous bodily harm to ourselves while drunk

Ep.10 - CatInTheHatAclysm

Ooowee, double digits baby—episode 10!
We’re talkin: • 9/11 & Bin Laden  • Ancient alien madness • School discos & being hormone-riddled  • Louis’ criminal origin story And yes… the Cat in the Hat is playing on mute the entire time

Ep.9 - The Usual Snusspects

Holy moly — another one.
We get into Louis having bubble guts, stand-up comedy, maybe doing an open mic, wild police videos, Paul being an NPC magnet, people who are obsessed with politics, lads holidays, and the chaos that comes with girlfriend trips.

Ep.8 - Van Smellsing

Fueled by silent Van Helsing in the background, we cover Paul crashing the car, public love-making , getting rinsed at the deli, dodgy young lads, Love on the Spectrum, Down for Love, a few too many drunken scraps, and some deeply questionable age gaps.

Gay Animals & Spiritual Breakdowns | Don’t Tell Mam Ep.7

Paul’s fighting again this Sunday. Louis is back to football. And somehow, we ended up deep into gay animals, spiritual breakdowns, UFC, and blind dogs. Don’t miss this one.
In this episode: • UFC and fight night talk • A spiritual meltdown involving ChatGPT • Animals that might be gay • School stories       
Hit subscribe and let us know if your dog sees ghosts. 
Peace

Ep.6 - Butterjob | Don’t Tell Mam Podcast

Started rough, stayed rough.We chat about the Pope, lads thinking they’re in Top Boy, deep Irish shame, and Paul absolutely ruins scones forever.Also, someone’s mam found out. Nightmare 
Pray for us. New episodes weekly.

Ep.5 - Smelly Noise

Louis tells us about his injuries and Paul recaps his fight , which prevented the boys from hitting a hot podcast last week. Other topics on the menu include samurais, shitty horror movies , diddy , farts, and you guessed it- pedos.